When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth
day of “overtime” when the angel appeared and said. “You’re doing a lot of
fiddling around on this one.”
And God said, “Have you read the specs on this order?”She has to
be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts…all
replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when
she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a
disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands.”
